Ryobi-Powered Quad Trumpet Air Horn

The “Because a Regular Horn Is for Quitters” Air Horn
Tired of people ignoring you?
Do neighborhood dogs fail to respect your authority?
Does your current horn sound like a disappointed kazoo?
Meet this Ryobi-powered multi-trumpet air horn system—for when quietly getting someone’s attention simply isn’t dramatic enough.
Powered by an 18V Ryobi battery, this magnificent noise machine is perfect for:
Sporting events
Boats and off-road vehicles
Parades and celebrations
Waking up the entire county
Reminding your neighbors that peace was never guaranteed
It is portable, rechargeable, aggressively loud, and completely unnecessary—which is exactly why you need it.
Ryobi battery and charger included.
Price: $180 full kit
Serious buyers only. Earplugs, apologies, and legal representation not included.