Ryobi 18V Dual Trumpet Train Horn

The “Because a Regular Horn Is for Quitters” Air Horn

Tired of people ignoring you?

Do neighborhood dogs fail to respect your authority?

Does your current horn sound like a disappointed kazoo?

Meet this Ryobi-powered multi-trumpet air horn system—for when quietly getting someone’s attention simply isn’t dramatic enough.

Powered by an 18V Ryobi battery, this magnificent noise machine is perfect for:

Sporting events

Boats and off-road vehicles

Parades and celebrations

Waking up the entire county

Reminding your neighbors that peace was never guaranteed

It is portable, rechargeable, aggressively loud, and completely unnecessary—which is exactly why you need it.

Ryobi battery included as pictured with charger.

Price: $145 full kit, $125 tool only, local discount!!!

Serious buyers only. Earplugs, apologies, and legal representation not included.