Milwaukee-Powered Quad-Trumpet Air Horn System

Because a Regular Horn Is for Quitters

Tired of people ignoring you? Do neighborhood dogs fail to respect your authority? Does your current horn sound like a disappointed kazoo?

Meet the Milwaukee-Powered Multi-Trumpet Air Horn System—for when quietly getting someone's attention simply isn't dramatic enough.

Powered by an M18 battery, this magnificent noise machine is perfect for:

• Sporting events
• Boats and off-road vehicles
• Parades and celebrations
• Waking up the entire county
• Reminding your neighbors that peace was never guaranteed

It's portable, rechargeable, aggressively loud, and completely unnecessary—which is exactly why you need it.

Milwaukee M18 battery included as pictured.

Pricing: $220 with battery.

Serious buyers only. Earplugs, apologies, and legal representation not included.